Friday, August 19, 2011

Right Brain

This is very hard i dont know what i am supposed to talk about but here we go . there once was a man named frederick and his nmae was not that cool so people laughted at him and stoned his dog and ran him out of the city one day when he was moping all alone in his garden, his garden was pretty lame , he thought to hi,mself i got to get revenvge and the plan was to beat his bullies at what they did best . so ihe began to hit the gym every wednesday from 5 to 6 and as the moths flew buye he was pretty strong and all the girls didnt even recognize him when the went back to school
so that last story kinda sucked so im going to talk to you boys and girls about something totally different. i am going to talk about how i met the most annoying peronevero. it was a bus ride from manoh i forgot the city but i was my trip to new york that made me want to scream because new york was not what i expected but anyway the screen is black and i cant see what i am typing ofr even read what i wronte and i forgot what i was talking about so new sotory. a little girl named su e was very angry at her father for selling her collection of bar vintage barbie fdolls so she keyed his car. when he asked his darling little sue if she was the wone


In a land far far away, there was a man with evil in his blood. Everytime his heart beat it thumped "im evil" "im evil" "im evil". One day he was thinking of what he should do and how to kick start the day. ahhh hah, he said, I'll go to the park and knock down old ladies. So to the park he skipped and everyone he passed couldnt hel but wonder what was making this guy so happy. little did they know it was the image of 67 year old women losing their balance and tumbling to their demise that put a smile on his face. mean while a nice elderly lady decided to come to the park for the first time in 10 years. she always used to jog but there was an incident that scarred her for life. a little kid spilled her sticky raspberry yogurt on the sidewalk causing her little pet shih tzu to run over and lap up every last bit. sadly the little pup was allergic to most fruits in the berry family causing it to fall over swell up and scratch at the pavement. the old woman ran to her dogs side and drove as fast as she could to the local vet. oh man said dr. cox when he saw the dog, we are oing to have to operate right away. it seems as if the dog swallowed a sharp stone , and the combination of the stone and the raspberry has ruptured the poor dogs spleen. ohhhhh my only friend cried the woman. don't you f*%&ing die on me. she still remembers the sound of the surgeons foot steps so vividly like it was yesterday. after te operation the dog was never the same. the dog that used to obey every command and provide its owner with love and affection, was now a raging animal sent from hell. but despite all the the woman did not give up on the dog or toss it in the pound. since that dreaful day the dog has gotten much older and weaker, but also much more agressive. maybe the park will cheer the dog right up said the woman. once the dog saw the side walk it went bizerk and broke free from its owner.

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